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Friday Fun: Heavy Artillery
All those stories about obesity disqualifying more military recruits than any other medical factor got you down? Yeah, me too. Well, The New Yorker's Humor department imagines the consequences in, Heavy Artillery. Here's an excerpt:
Walking uphill was a lot harder than walking on a flat dealie. Ugh. It was like being on a StairMaster. Or so they had heard. Sitting down again, Ames began digging through his pack for some Twizzlers. Luckily, he found some Pringles. And they were new Pringles, so when he opened the can it would make that freshness-insuring noise Pringles made. Although it would be hard to hear, what with the shooting and all.
Read the whole story at The New Yorker's site. It's hilarious.
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